A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter Aimee
P.S: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND LOSING ON PENALTIES AGAIN. Aimee
Saturday, October 28, 2006
the stupid questions i answered..
What am i doing now?writing a blog,listening to Corinne Bailey Rae
Who is on my mind now?My family at home
What i feel like eating now?nothing,i m full..happie with my morning dose of coffee
Who am i with right now?My sleeping roomies
What on earth u like best?erm..trick question eh..hmm..cant say as wat i like changes from time to time
Which movie is ur long time fav?Star wars series
what game u usually play?i dont play games anymore ..does love counts?
which colour among the 12 u see in my mind now? can i say pink?
what colour is ur underwear now?let me check down there..oh i forgot to wear..lols
what noise u r hearing rite now?my computer fan
What is on ur mind right now? the outing with a russian friend..
what would u wish for now?for now..erm..to unstuck my bathrub..damn!
what song u wish to listen to ?the song i m listening to
Are u statisfied with ur life?so far i m happie to be alive!
do u think ur table is messy?yeah a lil bit only..hehehehe..
what is ur long time wish tht nv come true yet?can i ask for more than 1..?my graduation and blissful marriage..(whoa wayy to sentimental)Blushing..hehe
what is the thing tht u own but u hate the most?my rubbish..i own it and i hate it..haha
what would u do if ur bf/gf run away v much more attractive person?nah i don care..i get another bf..
where would like to visit the most?the space..i wana feel weightlessness
do u think this questions are stupid?....Trick question?..will u want me to be honest?..haha..look at the title of this blog page haha then u ll find the answer..
Sunday, October 15, 2006
long time..
All that i had in my mind was my best friend ,roomates,family at home and mik's grandma..i managed to call them all but somehow cant get tru mik's mama..
called granma tru antie Ngors phone..it makes me sad tht grandma fell down and hurt her arm..
called amy ,she said she was busy with assignment..so i called winnie,she s back at home watching TV ..oh how cute..
these few months things did happen but i dont have time to write it down..kinda forgot..but one good thing though i got a decent mp3 player finally!it s samsung t7y..
i m happie with wat i have and wont asked for more..really..
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